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how's up for some nude kiting ? 3 years, 8 months ago #17655

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I could be persuaded to do some nude kiting at the moosemeet. only on the previso that someone tapes it and we enter in to world nude day next year. will miss out on this years nude day.

i suppose the real issue with nude kiting is the wind chill factor and the possible embarrising shrinkage factor.
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Re: how's up for some nude kiting ? 3 years, 8 months ago #17680

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Lol

Looks like this forum is full of prudish kiwi's doesn't it eh plummet!
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Re: how's up for some nude kiting ? 3 years, 8 months ago #17687

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obviously spoonhead.

down here we have a tv programme called sports cafe. they hold the nude competition each year. the best entrants end up on national tv.

needless to say i few years ago i may have been on national tv doing some nude dh mountainbiking.
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Re: how's up for some nude kiting ? 3 years, 8 months ago #17689

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Its not just a prudish thing i would want to get my harness strop caught on something other than my spreader bar. :wink:
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Re: how's up for some nude kiting ? 3 years, 8 months ago #17690

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[quote="plummet"]obviously spoonhead.

down here we have a tv programme called sports cafe. they hold the nude competition each year. the best entrants end up on national tv.

So how would you explain your 'Donkeys Dick' on national TV then..lol
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Re: how's up for some nude kiting ? 3 years, 8 months ago #17691

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there would be no explaining the it would speak for itself. haha

ps skypirate if your worried about a harness strop getting in the way then the obvious answer is ditch the harness and ride unhooked. then the ladies will get a better glance at your meat and 2 veg.

haha.
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Re: how's up for some nude kiting ? 3 years, 8 months ago #17698

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ps skypirate if your worried about a harness strop getting in the way then the obvious answer is ditch the harness and ride unhooked. then the ladies will get a better glance at your meat and 2 veg.


I still think you might be a party of one on this issue and hope for a warm day.
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