Apart from my decency..

If anyone sees my shoes (a pair of white globe skate shoes with red soles) or my phone (a grey camera phone with the little swivelley joystick thingy in the middle of it) please can you email me. I am sure I have a cuz in your area, no matter where you are!

I'm not missing the phone so much but my feet are freezing, so any news (even if it's an envelope containing laces and a ransom note) would be appreciated.

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Yes, I am fully aware that I suck.

Sorry, we haven't found anything when we cleaned the place.

Big lost for me as well...
I lost my voice... If someone finds it, please return it to me asap as I need it urgently to communicate.
Sorry for my pathetic Price giving presentation on a megaphone!!!!

I knowses wheres yours shoeses beezes!

They were cowering in my boot under the buggy, the 3 or 4 boards, the 5 kites, 3 wetsuits, 12 empty bottles, 400000 fruit burst wrappers and the 4 kilos of horrible black raglan sand

they're in my garage with all the rest of your crap

no joy on the cell, i'll look tomorrow in the daylight