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osama speaks! 6 years, 5 months ago #7059

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive", Osama
himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to
let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it
contained a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides
had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at
the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its
meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.

Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply, "Tell the
President he's holding the message upside down."
::shaan soul surfer::
"all genuine knowledge originates in direct experience"

Re: osama speaks! 6 years, 5 months ago #7061

  • Hingus Harris
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LOL Good shit!

Re: osama speaks! 6 years, 5 months ago #7062

  • thrasher
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What did Osama have to say?
eastern beach hates my guts because i did a big crap in my wetsuit whilst out there kiting 6 years ago. That's why i'm the most unpopular kiter in NZ. Beast from da east reprazent mutha f#$$%@ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: osama speaks! 6 years, 5 months ago #7076

370HSSV-0773H
::shaan soul surfer::
"all genuine knowledge originates in direct experience"

Re: osama speaks! 6 years, 5 months ago #7103

  • osama been kiting
brother Shaan
try not to be funny in Osamas name
PS your antics at raglan have not gone un-noticed

Re: osama speaks! 6 years, 5 months ago #7104

what antics are these? i thought i demonstrated exemplary festive season behaviour.
::shaan soul surfer::
"all genuine knowledge originates in direct experience"

Re: osama speaks! 6 years, 5 months ago #7111

  • osama been kiting
not so my chicken legged brother and all shall be revealed just need a little censorship on the images
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