Hi there, how you doin? I'm a single white male idiot who can't kite for shite but am looking for a sponsor. I'm in the process of learning, but since I only got one brain cell I can promise any potential sponsor lots of media coverage when I get dragged over the motorway at Pt Shite or take out a family picnic at Takapuna on a crowded, hot sunny day. The guy from Nelson got on the news, I'm proposing to go one better and get interviewed in a body cast by Susan Wood (maybe even get a sponge bath, too).

So, before I perish in a puff of smoke after a partiularly nasty tangle with powerlines, please contact me with ridiculous offers.

Frightened.

PS - I got mummy to write this...

Hey PM me and I'm sure I can get you hooked up.

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Ride Eastern in an offshore 30kt wind and do some touch go transitions on the house roofs there and any kite maker will sponsor you.. maybe the council will sponsor you an ambulance