Ahem and kiaroa fellows

i am soon to be availble as a kiteboarding coach, and will be staying in this country for a while as i am planning on not heading back to england. i was going to be coaching kiddies soccer but think kiting is a better option now. am already usedf to sitting in the driving rain and sleet watching big men getting beaten sensless, does anyone have a $26M budget and no qualms about employing whining losers?

thanks- sir clive