who the the turban wank off is Osama been kiting? F%$K who does this guy think he is.. I have just read some of his posts - the guy is a bit of a wank.. adn there seesm to be a few f his bum boys as well - looks like a conspiracy to ruin every worthwhile thread here...bet it is shane murrell! or lee from anabatic ..maybe not cos he calls him a wanker and a school girl .. maybe johnie broken leg???

Ultimately like most of the smack talk on this forum, who cares?

He does drop some serious hints as to who he is.
He is the one and only reader of W&K magazine!
Nobody cares anymore anyway.
R.I.P Osama!

F%$K yaaa ! to the beloved

Brother Lee
You are the screaming school girl of the kiteboarding world even our brother Shaan has sense of humour that although sometimes misdirected shows that he does have a few brain cell is between his sticky outs.
You on the other hand offering me the blessing that I am one of the stooges of wind n kite, and in some BEST delusion seem to think I am its only reader. Brother I have been sent here to simply point out the rights and wrongs of the wankers that pollute our skies making outlandish statements and showing that kiteboarding is not that difficult in that they managed it with one hand while the other firm attached to their dick. Kiteboarding is plagued by wannbes, misfits and geeks who have never really managed to get off on the real world for all those who do not fit in this category and there are many all has full apology.
As for Mr Angryman John see I already know who you are and I am not impressed, you should think before you bleet about what you have written, you are on my camels shit list and revenge will be mine before Monday.
Stay tuned to this thread for the results as for brother Lee a camels curse on you may your venture with BEST kite fail, may they show themselves for the inferior product they are -------- wow worked already!
In the future before you see fit to join in a bitch fight against the Holy One remove the log in your own arse before you try to remove the splint in others stop screaming and tell people to f&^k off stop claiming in the press ownership to Orewa beach and being the voice of kiteboarding, teach your few students somewhere where they can come to no harm and lastly stop touting the BEST in this blessed forum or at least buy an advert from brother Shaan.
Angryman keep looking over your shoulder I am coming, and not in a good way!

Allahs love to you all

Piously sure of one's own righteousness, Osama.
You just got "flamed".
Go the angry man, you have him on the run! 8)

big talk turban head -

@angryman

what are you complaining about you ask for it............
:cry:

or why did you start this thread?!

/me Hands angryman and osama some more toys so they can play in their sandpit

F^%K!!!!!!! went for a kite at manly on friday. when I got out the water my front tyre was flat - been let donw - my car door open and the keys, taken form the fornt fender of my car were on the front seat.

on the passanger seat was a warehouse foot pump and a note saying "Osama lives' this is not fu*king funny. you might think it is a joke but I don't - this is my private property and if you think you are being smart - your not... I could go to the police - I might yet... thanks to the guys who helped me with the foot pump.
Osama your a wanker .

Let's not diss the turbanned one. We all know jorge dubya is the real enemy. Letting car tyres down is a new tactic employed by the northerners to keep their beaches empty. Mmmm i had better watch out next time i head up to Shakers on the very rare occasion. After findin the special spot I really doubt that that's gonna be the case anymore.

OBK I have watched your conrade Al Zarqawi star in some delightful hostage beheadings on the internet. The next time someone swings a kite in my direction with the intention of untoppin me with kite lines I only have to look in the direction of the madman and the true OBK is revealed.

I am fully understanding of your fickle identity. i myself was a depraved maniac at one stage... pumpin cyberspace full of mad handles and utter BS.

Lee i'm sure is still Lord of kitebeach.... and now with the new Hellfish kiting in a 5 knot Orewa seabreeze may even be possible, making the name of kitebeach a fitting one. It never ceases to amaze me why the northerners are allways crazy. your so wind deprived.

By the way a big congrats to the big man for his huge flight at Orewa. I remember Spence when he was flying 20m AEROs into backyards at EB. Word gets around fast... even to this hairy legged hermit.

So who is OBK?

Brother John so called angryman look not a gift camel in the mouth. You come on to this forum and bleat like a sheep being snuggled by Lee the sheep shagger, about how I Osama Been Kiting is a not good person, indeed you called me a wanker and then expected to hide behind your angryman clandestine name alas for you Osama has ways of finding out the infidel who dare to mess with him. You should not look a gift camel in the mouth I left you a foot pump to show my true benevolence $8.95 from the warehouse next time you piss me off Ill let down both tyres, leave no foot pump and throw your car keys in the seas. You wanna be a big gobbie swinging dick youll be treated like one. There are others on Osamas shit list and the time for simply frying them on the forum is over tis time to take action against those who are bringing our beloved sport into disrepute

As for who is Osama been kiting well that would spoil all the fun would it not.

As for going to the police I think you should tell them Osama Been kiting broke into your car with the keys you left on the tyre left you a note and a pump to pump up the tyre with they will no doubt summons the swat team

Allahs and Hazels love to the faithful

this is the funiest fucn thread so far,well done 2 all ,u made my nite.