A stirring f*&k ya to all my Brothers

In light of these fun activities suggested on this forum a fancy dress competiton by our beloved Shaan and school girl bitch fight from less loved brother Lee. I see a need to take things to a new level - - a contest, a new echelon of man on man, dog eat dog competiton that will bring together the true nature of a kiteboarding, cock fighting and end some long term disagreements.

A four side ring of canvass at Shakespeare - just like de tua man himself

Yes I am proposing the Fight for Strife Kiteboarding show down
LETS GET READY TO BUMBLE!!!!!!

Where brethren get to fistie cuff it out in a small ring
Three 2 min rounds winner takes all.

But to make this even more superb- one must choose appropriate opponents

For example:
Our Best brother Lee against all other importers of kites

Reggie Bob Johnnie could turn it up against the Kung Fu Fat Pat if we could find him

De big brother Adrian Roper could duke it out with Decay (however Decays Mrs could give the big A hiding for sure!)

Shaan could slide in the ring with the boys for Wind n Kite but de big fellas would take hold of a chicken leg each pull - and make a wish!

The Kent and Perrin hobbits could be a novelty match up

Please feel free to add in your alternate pairings

Allahs love to you all
No one is to make bad words about Hazel

Maybe the hippie and Aunty Earl after what he did to Aunties kite at the nationals!!

i would like to see in the super heavyweight division, a bout between the pride of rarotonga: kavae tamariki and the great white hope: big spencer.

also, osama vs blownaway in the battle of the arch-villains.