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___ 7 years, 2 months ago #4697

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All work is cancelled on thursday

Re: ___ 7 years, 2 months ago #4700

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ummmm...aahhh. good idea, but why?

Re: ___ 7 years, 2 months ago #4701

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Ian you need to get some fresh air..
Epoxy rushes are fun, however they have long term effects :wink:
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

Re: ___ 7 years, 2 months ago #4702

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madness is correct. Young man take the day off and relax. Take Hazel to the dairy and buy some wippets and balloons and clear your head before the evil forces of the bush catch you!

Re: ___ 7 years, 2 months ago #4704

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Where are we off to? Th ecrystal ball reader dude reckoned that that low off to the east was going to move a bit closer and tomorrow was going to be down-the-line at Orewa...

Re: ___ 7 years, 2 months ago #4706

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Mr C does tend to stumble out of the Epoxy den when a good L heads our way.

If this Low does not hurry up I am going to be getting High on our new Snowdome. Now all middle earth needs is a good Cable Park
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

Re: ___ 7 years, 2 months ago #4708

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Can just see Lee beating himself off in the back of his shop at the prospect of wind outside his pad. Best news he's most likely heard in ages!

Better erase that last thought from my memory, maken me queasy.

KP

Re: ___ 7 years, 2 months ago #4709

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And on the 28th day he created Wind.. So Orewa could keep its name as Kite Beach and not Cherub beach..

For those of you who dont know.. Its now an offence to ride fast along the shoreline. You are also no longer aloud to beat up little kids with your boards or kites. Jumping near or spraying learners while they being taught will also not be tolerated. Lets keep this strictly professional at all times, even Happy Hour at 5:30.

Lolly Pops will be handed out to the best riders !!

Spot fines will be also being handed out willingly to those who break these rules or any other rules.

Keep it clean !!
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

Re: ___ 7 years, 2 months ago #4710

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Who the f(*^k says I can't ride fast along the shoreline & scare old ladies & their poodles? Who's gonna stop me (besides Lee, but then he'll be too busy beating off).

Re: ___ 7 years, 2 months ago #4712

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where is this freakin low pressure system that's supposed to be on the maps? At the mo there is 15 knots out by the heads and 10 knots up at kitebeach, and nuttin right outside (although that 15 knot SWer could be just round the corner).

Here's hopin that it's gonna give us some action on Friday... if it does i could very well be paying you northerners a visit at kitebeach... then again i've just jinxed it.

where is Hazel when you need her?
eastern beach hates my guts because i did a big crap in my wetsuit whilst out there kiting 6 years ago. That's why i'm the most unpopular kiter in NZ. Beast from da east reprazent mutha f#$$%@ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: ___ 7 years, 2 months ago #4714

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A few weeks back the Orewa News Paper published an article on the behaviour patterns of primates and their kites. Strange how it always points to the troubled spots
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
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