A welcoming "F&^K YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" my brothers

our brothers at Wind 'n' Kite have managed to get a copy to me here at the oasis through the white mans post and Hazel and I have been dribbling over it Hazel more than me for the uninitiated this is a good trait in a camel and makes for an exceptional companionon the long cold nights

I digress the magazine is very good should you scan the pages 25-42 you will see me there turban free
there is other good stuff in there too

Allahs love to you all

i hope that finally puts to rest any rocket scientist's theories that i may be responsible for the mutterings of public enemy #1. osama has really blown his cover this time, gushing about the infidel's vilest abomination - the scourge of free men everywhere - that nasty little substitute for true religion that is wind and shite. beware of false prophets, for many have come claiming to be allah's main man and have turned out to be shysters, cabrinha flyers and other anti-socialites.

Brother Shaan how quick you are to point out my true self yet we both know that you know not he who is public enemy number 1 and the lord Allahs prophet. You are in fact, as we all know a bit of blow hard which is good in a north easterly yet bad on he who has legs like a chicken. I would encourage you to put your money where you mouth is, yet I am not sure that even your mega bank account could fill such a spacious chasm.
Let it be said I will be at Orewa later today pending the prevailing wind doing what I do best - I look forward to seeing you there.
PS Hazel sends her sloppy love

will Hazel be there?

she was my brother !! cute as any camel could be....

but the breeze has now died

a merry xmas to you and yours
I am off to Tahiti for a few weeks I will be back in the new year
F&^K YAAAAA!!! to you all... may Santa bring you all you desire
...nailing a pair of crutchless pantyhose to the fireplace may work better than an old socks with a note saying "fill these!!"