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Larf 7 years, 6 months ago #3748

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Found on that 'other' kite forum:

"I'd like to offer some advice to the young anxious groms out there:

girls are not overly impressed with guys who kitesurf, surf, windsurf, skateboard, snowboard etc. Hence the inherent gay aspect of these activities: you're doing it for your boyfriends. Accept it, understand it, deal with it.

An obvious clue: there are 20 guys to every girl.

If you want to impress girls, study hard, get a good job, earn $$$$, & keep up the personal hygiene..."

Finally I now know what we are all doing wrong :?

Re: Larf 7 years, 6 months ago #3759

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yo silvery one... an interesitng point of view you have found there. It displays a common mis-understanding of our physical universe, that countless generations have fallen on, through the aeons.

The foundations of this well founded belief are totally demolished when higher enlightenment is realised.

Truth in this sphere is far simpler than 'those' early incarnation emotions, and has been put many, many ways by numerous enlightned ones of history. The only way to completely realise ultimate bliss in this or any other pursuit is to understand; you are all... and nothing in the moment, on the journey, and nothing but the complete YOU exists when fully connecting with Gias' pure energies. No thought or concept of another being has any space (or chance to exist) in this state of emotionosensorial overload. At a point within this seemimgly self centred experientiel moment the YOU entity dissolves to become ONE with ALL ...
... Nirvana achieved.

I suggest to all that next time you are out on the water in the wind (or whatever turns your cogs) search deep within yourself for these connections as they are doubtlessly there, waiting to be released as a double kite loop handle pass or whatever...

Simply put... The point of any action has no ultimate relevance to anyone else when you are truely living your highest potential. It is for you and you alone!! This is the reason i love kiting...the release, freedom, connection with pure energy flow.... That cannot (and need not) be fully expressed or shared with a single other entity...

only understood and accepted.
Aroha
Kiorana

Hippies are always talking about saving the world but all they do is smoke pot and go kiteboarding.

Re: Larf 7 years, 6 months ago #3761

yeah thanks mate for clearing that up. anyone for another beer?
::shaan soul surfer::
"all genuine knowledge originates in direct experience"

Re: Larf 7 years, 6 months ago #3763

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pearls to the pigs hippy

Re: Larf 7 years, 6 months ago #3764

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Pearls to the what??
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

Re: Larf 7 years, 6 months ago #3765

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Matthew 7 - "Don't Give Your Pearls to the Pigs"

Re: Larf 7 years, 6 months ago #3766

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Found on the net:

"Spoken by Christ during the Sermon on the Mount. "Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and rend you"

Implying basically that the Hipster is wasting his enlightened advice on most of us heathens, and that for his efforts we will boost an uncontrollable kiteloop into his path with horrendous consequences for his kitelines and inner bliss.
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