Hi all,
Underground Kiteboards have had three of our staff leave for extended world travels and we are interested in employing some more enthusiastic kiteboarders.
Please contact Adrian or Steve at the factory 03 384 2603
Thanks Adrian

Hey

If everyone on this forum chips in $10 why don't we send Shaan down to Underground, you'll just have to ban him from getting on the computer in his lunch breaks.

What ya gonna do, what ya gonna do, what ya goona do when they come for you!

Kite Police :twisted:

OK OK sounds like a great deal. How about we exchange Shaan for Decay.
No money need change hands.
Goodo Kane

Ha Ha Ha good one Kane. No deal though

how about we send Mark Tucker AKA blownaway,osama...,thrasher,kitepolice etc
can't remember the rest of his alias but basically he accounts for 95% of the post here.
conditions of exchange would include no computer access and you would need to provide on going therapy for his multiple personalities along with a camel or two

I'm bloody hurt that that I get likened to the master Osama. Actually Osama I can handle... but Mark Tucker I am truly upset about!

Da Spy... sounds very much like 'Shaan Millar' how does one register and not have an email contact on his profile I wonder... I smell a rat or a very off chicken leg!

I've also meet Dave Kay a few times on the water, found him to be quit a likable chap - full of enthusiasum for the sport we love.

What ya gonna do, what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when we come for you

Sorry Shaan don't seem to have an email listed on my profile either, false accusations. Can't have ticked that box to let everyone have access to me private details. Can understand that for sure.

Happy Kiting

Kite Police :twisted:

If Shaan gets shipped down here, who will you Auckers learn new tricks from... surely to much for old man Gavs shoulders alone?
Actually if our little 'exchange program' suggested above were to go ahead, Auckland riders would probably be getting the better end of the deal. How about a first ever kiteboard crossing of Cook Strait? A race even - between Shaan and Decay. I'm sure the nominated riders would find no lack of a free lift the length of each island to their respective points of launch. However, unlike Decay I'd imagine Shaan would be a bit soft in the hand and pussy keyboard fingered for UG. That sentence gives me the creeps.

interesting take on another riveting topic kane. sadly, no-one's been learning much from me lately. by my count i haven't been kiting for 5 weeks (the longest break ever without hospitalisation), and i can therefore not even call myself a kiter anymore.

i have been working 50 hour weeks for a flash ad agency, leaving home and returning in darkness with all the other jafas. in my spare time (8-10 hour days on weekends) i've been buiding a 33sq m courtyard including digger driving, hole drilling, retaining wall building, deck buiding, paving etc. all told i've pushed about 2500 barrowloads of shite around my property since easter and i assure you i am in fine physical condition with very callussed hands (ooh look an opening for the puerile anonymous piss-ants to bring up their favourite occupation and subject).

apart from that, i'm all for a transfer / holiday in chch. at least i might get some kiting, and i still won't have to deal with decay.

Jez I don't know how my name came up in a thread started by Adrian looking for a new worker.

BUT - while all of you were debating this drivel I was riding 2m swell, 18 knot cross on-shore in bright sun-shine at South Brighton - with the usual Decay crew of Su, Morgan Jermery and Matt.

Unless AKL loses about 3/4 of its people, beach front flats at takapuna drop to $150 a week and the WHOLE city moves 3hrs closer to Mt Ruapehu - you guys can keep it. I've done my time in that city, I was never from there, and 10 years was WAY to much of my life lived there.

Decay

By Alllahhhhhhhh - I am camel pissed that I keep being accused of being the kite police - mark tucker or anyone else - It is I Osama ben kiting.
We is having a whip round up here and already have $4050 to send our brother Shaan - his diggers, shovels, flash ad agency and his many other sex toys down to the south island.

As for Shaan teaching us all new tricks this without doubt will be a major loss to Auckland. Often groups of kiteboarders, young girls and little old ladies can be seen standing and staring at our brother as he performs one of his many tricks
MY personal favourite is the one chicken leg in a damp wetsuit mini hopper, ending is a gravel rash on the bare arse. I have seen him perform this twice while standing next to the low rider car the whoops of glee could be because of his bare arse acrobatic but more likely the giggles is aimed at his small wizzer in the cold and chilly conditions.

This will need to be something our brother will need to take into consideration when heading towards the southern chilly states of Chch.

As the double bare arse one legged wetsuit hop is the only speciality that our brother Shaan offers the teaching of new tricks to the multitude will not be such a major loss..

Ok this is untrue I have only seen our brother perform the bare arse double full Gaynor once but I am sure he still have the gravel rash on his arse

I was just checking the old forum as ya do and was thinking isnt that a nice pic of Shaan holding up his NZ flag at the top of your screen. He's a little cutie isnt he? Leaves his gender open for discussion doesn't it? And what is his little fetish with our NZ flag?

What ya gonna do, what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when they come for you

Kite Police :twisted:

Not so long ago kitepolice wrote:
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"Hey fello kiters

Great to see that kiting is the topic again! Sounds like the boys up north have been lapping up some great action and whats the bet they're still in short arm steamers.

See Shaan if you're not involved the boys play really nicely and what's the bet the next post is from Shaan? Can he contain him self?

Good kiting my friends"

One has to ask... if you think its great that kiting is the topic. Then why the hell do you keep talking crap?
kitepolice maybe you should take some of your own advise and "get ya hand off it"

It's OK, you can drop this topic now as we have found a board builder to help keep the production running. Thanks everyone for all of your valuable input.
Adrian

Sorry lads got a bit carried away, whoops.

da spy you very quick my friend!

After reading a lot of stuff on this forum I built up a bit of bitterness towards a certain person it just got away on me.

Back to me hot cup of tea Im surprised its not snowing outside.

Kite Police