Hi, my name is Siona and I am a recent immigrant to NZ. I have seen kiteboarding guys at a beach near where I am staying in Auckland. I would like to meet a hunky guy and see some more beaches round here. I am tall and athletic and love watching watersports and maybe trying something.

Please reply and we can arrange to hook up...

Slinky

HaHaHA nice one Shaan. Being somewhat desperate an dateless my-self(fairly common amunst kiteboarders) one could fall into your wee trap and think slinky/siona is for real but as they say if it sounds to good to be true then its probaby a scam.
bit of a half-assed effort at starting a dating service isn' it Shaan aren't you supposed to pay to reply. I wouldn't know but I seem to remember you telling me the way it works

Dear Mr Guest / Wacker / Gavin Broadbent / Lee McClelland.

I am shocked that you would consider me capable of making up personal ads. Anyway I gotta run, just had a killer boost sesh @ Manly and have got a hot date with a russian chick... :twisted:

oops...i see i have caused a problems, i have been away. i just want to meet a kitesurf man.

Hey Slinky, if you hook up with a kiteboarder he will turn you into a kite-widow!! unless your keen to get on the water cos any kiter worth his salt has his priorities F&^$ed up with this obsession. Thats probably why most of them are single.
Still I am sure there are those who are looking for the relationship thing. I wont even mention Gav, Brad, Torch, Lee, Shane, Shann, yada yada yada
Happy hunting!

I read these and I wanna touch myself - you boys are way to sexy for me
--where's my camel

who took my apple box?

i've got your camel osama! hey slinky you'll have to excuse my friend mr potatohead. he can get a bit dirty sometimes. he's a foul mouthed potato. he needs the vegomatic treatment. maybe we should ship him to i'mapotatord where blownaway is sure to have a nice fettish waiting for him.

don't you know there are no females allowed to kite in my country, as a the leader of the allmighty teleban i hate women from the bottom of my soul. my camel is my true love.

see ya aiIm going to takas 44 aq sesh

Mulla - be giving back my camel - you know what happened last time.
She was so abused she got the Hump! - must go I smell an eastly brewing

Hey Slinky, if you want a kiteboarding boyfriend im available.... I dont mind showing you the ropes ( in my bedroom). I ride a 2 line kite and a 7 foot directional board with no pants.See ya at the beach babe

sorry osama dude i've got ya camel right here man, haven't been too naughty with him. hey mr Ed your turnin me on man and i must tell ya i'm good at riding horsies too.

anyway gotta go the navy seals and the delta force are gonna kick my ass if they track me down.

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mr potatohead that is sick! you filthy sewer slurping potato! i should never have let you out of the sack! now come here and leave osama's camel alone! you'll have to excuse mr potatohead osama, he really has a filthy mind. too much hanging around with george w poleboarder!

That's it - no more lending "Hazel the camel" out to my friends. From now on you get your own hump.

let's get back on topic folks - as interesting as your desert tales are, we are only here because we like kiteboarding (and bitching about kiting).

thanks for your co-operation.

speak for yourself
Camels are an important part of any deep and meaningful experince
kiteboarding is fun but it is not a like the warm fuzz of your own camel

hehe my corgis offer lots of stimulation. better than that horrible sport called kitesurfing. us royalty have better things to do with our time.

dang it mr potatohead now look what oyu've done! hey get away from those corgis! bloomin heck man you sick spud! hey shaunie my self proclaimed enemy of georgie. i'lll get back on topic. bitching about kitin. allwasy into a bit of that. so let's hear that bitchin. somewhere kiting is gonna get banned. maybe slinky is responsible. hahaha!!