A day, a night & another day at the circus.
Firstly I would like to acknowledge Ralph - ringleader extraordinaire, well done! You single handedly brought it all together man, it was thoroughly entertaining ( high praise from a jaded cynic such as myself ) please do not take any offense from my following comments.
Some of my thoughts/impressions on what went down on the weekend.
The riding & conditions highlighted how far from the criteria of high-performance wave-riding kitesurfing was that weekend
( riding closest to the critical section etc, using the power of the waves not the kite etc etc).
Admittitedly the conditions were shithouse both days, onshore & light on Sat, offshore & strong on Sun. Gutless, soft waves 2-3 ft with long lulls - a dying swell that had peaked on the previous thursday night. On Sunday there were few waves with a critical section to be had. If you were impressed by the marginal conditions on offer over the weekend then you would be shitting yourself if you saw what true Naki conditions are like when it is 25-35 kts & 4-6 or 6-8ft
Got to mention the rocks here - what a f@cking mockery, if you come to the Naki you gotta expect to deal with rocks - harden up or head home. Dozens of riders carried on riding. Sat afternoon / evening a couple of guys were scoring the best waves of the day on the south reef, the beach was grinding and the middle & north reefs continued to break & be ridden. Calling off Saturdays heats early & planning a final for Sundays forecasted choppy windswell was a waste of the already limited conditions on offer.
The rider-judging combined with overcrowded heats & total confusion regarding identity of anyone you didn’t know turned the 1st round heats into a lottery / popularity contest - instead of numbered bibs over wetties it might as well have been bikinis.
Even in the final there was confusion over the identity of two riders with identical kites.
The party on saturday night was more like an entomoligical society function, we needed Armie to liven it up or some crazy D.J. I would like to suggest next time a party with more rock n’ roll / boogie, less kite-talk with endless silent background Ben Wilson instructionals.
I have a video of the final. I’ve got to say It was a huge distraction having an M.C. with no knowledge of the sport calling the riding & same with a head judge. I heard the head judge several times award 10pts to a rider who rode a mediocre two or three turns out on the shoulder of a wave - makes me wonder if this sport is ever gonna grow up & get taken seriously by the surfing world.
Finally there were the friggen hoards of twintippers.... For F@ck sake man it was advertised as a WAVE competition - so they come & overcrowd the venue with their jumping-sliding-bogging & sinking. Do Golfers use a putter to drive down the Fairway or a 3-wood? If you enter a wave-comp with a tt does that mean that you are getting your surfboard all waxed up for the Freestyle Nationals in Christchurch?
Aside from all the shite that is now consigned to history I had a fun time ( & thats coming from a known sociopath ) on a weekend I would never normally have bothered to go to the Naki.
Cheers Ralph