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Bow Kite Cartoon 6 years ago #8981

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FYI I have a bow, but this made me laugh...

PS Stolen from kf.com....

Re: Bow Kite Cartoon 6 years ago #8982

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Well considering a waroo is a SLE kite and not a genuine bow the fact remains that waroos are for REAL men... especially the pink ones.
eastern beach hates my guts because i did a big crap in my wetsuit whilst out there kiting 6 years ago. That's why i'm the most unpopular kiter in NZ. Beast from da east reprazent mutha f#$$%@ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Bow Kite Cartoon 6 years ago #8990

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Well considering a waroo is a SLE kite and not a genuine bow the fact remains that waroos are for REAL men... especially the pink ones.


Does that mean that Phil is twice the man we are thrasher cause he had 2 pink waroo's?

Re: Bow Kite Cartoon 6 years ago #8993

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Phil's 9 is an orange color but that 16 of his is certainly pink.

I don't have a pink waroo by the way. My 12 is fluro yellow and black but i'm hoping to get a pink 7 for conditions "that real men kite in".
eastern beach hates my guts because i did a big crap in my wetsuit whilst out there kiting 6 years ago. That's why i'm the most unpopular kiter in NZ. Beast from da east reprazent mutha f#$$%@ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Bow Kite Cartoon 6 years ago #8999

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Phil's 9 is an orange color but that 16 of his is certainly pink.



His first 9m was Pink with a Silver LE....he swapped it with Lee

1 Pink Kite is cool, 2 is making a statement (his words)

Re: Bow Kite Cartoon 6 years ago #9009

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1 pink kite = U like men!
2 pink kites = U are a homosexual
3 pink kites = NO COMMENT!

If you carnt work out the differentces, DONT ASK!

I speakin god england!

Re: Bow Kite Cartoon 6 years ago #9010

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1 pink kite = U like men!
2 pink kites = U are a homosexual
3 pink kites = NO COMMENT!

If you carnt work out the differentces, DONT ASK!

I speakin god england!


uhuh whatever,

hows the new kite then mr hingus?

or is it too chilly in chchch?
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Re: Bow Kite Cartoon 6 years ago #9011

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1 pink kite = U like men!
2 pink kites = U are a homosexual
3 pink kites = NO COMMENT!

If you carnt work out the differentces, DONT ASK!

I speakin god england!


So Clintion Boltan (sp) likes men? I would like to see you say that too his face after watching him throw that 8m Nemi Pro around...

Re: Bow Kite Cartoon 6 years ago #9012

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I can assure you that all the owners of pink waroos that i have met in the city of sails are fully straight.

Just because i own a red waroo does that mean i like blowing things up? Or cutting people heads off?

If i own a yellow waroo.. does that mean i like looking into the sun. Or that i am a chicken?

If i have a black waroo does that mean that i'm obsessed with death?

What about a yellow and black waroo? Does that mean i like ripping chickens heads off?

If i have a red and black waroo.. does that mean i like cutting my own head off? or setting myself on fire.. or blowing myself up?

As the answer to these questions is obviously a big "NO" then it is also along the lines of a normal logisticial path to deduce the computations that a pink kite does not mean someone is gay.

As for your number 3: the big NO COMMENT. Does that mean someone has intimacy with animals?... maybe they like animals?.. maybe pink animals?... maybe an intimacy with the piggy? I love my piggies..... they taste really nice!!! :twisted:
eastern beach hates my guts because i did a big crap in my wetsuit whilst out there kiting 6 years ago. That's why i'm the most unpopular kiter in NZ. Beast from da east reprazent mutha f#$$%@ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Bow Kite Cartoon 6 years ago #9013

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Can't say I would like 3 Pink kites.... but then I wouldn't like 3 kites of the same colour, no matter what the colour!

I am currently convincing the wife that I need a 12 to go with my 16 (Green, Kermit as Phil calls it) and in my opinion this looks HOT!
If I can get one while they are still being made it will be my pick!

Re: Bow Kite Cartoon 6 years ago #9014

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Gotta love those bright colours
eastern beach hates my guts because i did a big crap in my wetsuit whilst out there kiting 6 years ago. That's why i'm the most unpopular kiter in NZ. Beast from da east reprazent mutha f#$$%@ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Bow Kite Cartoon 6 years ago #9017

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So Clintion Boltan (sp) likes men? I would like to see you say that too his face after watching him throw that 8m Nemi Pro around...


Haha funny you should say that we were giving him some stick about being Shannons pin cusion.
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Re: Bow Kite Cartoon 6 years ago #9022

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Id say it to MR Clintion Boltan face. :oops:
How many pink kites dose MR Clintion Boltan have???
New kite is still in da bag craig! really wanna use it but kinda been windy her and F'in cold. Not 2 many pepoles been out latly.
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