"Just to reassure everyone that the Underground boards are not shaped by trained monkeys.
All shaping is done in house with their own CNC machine, driven by Professor A Smith and Dr C Brent and their assistant Mr Roper who is good at making herbal tea and counting the biscuits."


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Mawhahahahah

Anyone who has been to christchurch in the middle of winter would know that a monkey that could be trained to shape a board would also be way to smart too stick around in that cold! So the only conculsion is that Underground boards must be made by humans!

Dislcamier: While I currently live in Auckland I was born in Canterbury and grew up in Central Otago, I am not a jafa bashing CHC! (I just hate the cold)

(and trained monkeys)