I have dispatched a certain young lady from Raglan back down to slap a jihad on your arses for failing to show at the Nationals. May I express my disappointment, after all the training and preparing of my liver to consume a power of piss and chestbump with the boy's from the bay, "ya bunch of flucies". Looks like Im gonna have to come down armed with a box of green bullets and my size 10 tappered arse kickers and unleash. If the big man from the far south could make it, maybe I should get him to stop on his way home and dish out some hidings. Back me up Craig!

Hey K,

I read your post this morning and I have been trying to think of a really good excuse all day for why I didn't make it to Rag's - fuck it!! I couldnt think of anything that you would believe.

So here goes- I caught a bad dose of slackassiest-a-maximus, it's very rare. One of the symptoms is your here falls out.
True shit, see photo

Thats my excuse, all the others are slack ass fucies like you said, send Big Craig to make them squeul like a pig!!

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:shock: Haaaaaah! ha. Don't worry mate, hair isn't everything, why cultivate it on your head when it grows wild round your ass. hope you got a neoprene beanie for that nelson winter

How do you know it grows wild round his ass??? Just wondering...........:-p

i also wondered about the severe under-representation of nelson riders but was too munted to ask anyone what had happened.

As I have given my excuse, I'm going to let some of the other Nelson slackers reply, we know they're watching :shock: