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Allah be praised
And a huge FuUUUUUk ya to you all
And hazels sloppy kisses

Many of you will be aware I have had to keep a somewhat low profile of late.
I am please that out brother of the chicken legs has been out and about shooting shots of the interlopers I am impressed with our brother pullet legs courage with the raging bird flu I was surprised to see him lounging on the beaches like a star bellied sneeches. A word of advise my brother when anyone is snapping a photos a bell should ring a bell within your head to put back your slumpy shoulders and suck in your guts.

Where has all the kiting gone brothers there is a down turn n those hanging like a tea bag these are the hay days of summer and there are so fewon the water - I have not seen bongo Johnny for many a day our brother big nose is no where to be picked. Our well loved and most esteemed brother the king of Orewa who has the only kite shop in the world which is truly BEST brother lee is no where to be seen however he has been spotted up the coast surfing has he gone over to the dark side.. decay has disappeared up to Ruakaka learning the play the banjo and considering marrying his sister our brother Ropers efforts for world domination seems to have hit a lump in the road what is going on????

Come brothers lead me with your wisdom is the death knell of kiting ringing in the warm summer breeze or is we all getting just a little soft?

Allahs love to you all

yes this is lee and I on summer holidays

I'm still here oh great OBK - just very busy continuing your work of leading others to the faith!

However I will be soon leaving my far north oasis to make a pilgrimage to that Mecca of south island kiting that is South Brighton. I have heard the calling of the great prophet Stockman and will be taking up the kitesports.co.nz challenge.

Lets us all pray for sunshine, 20 knot winds and plenty of burnt offerings on the BBQ.

DK

Allah hu Akbar!! As the haj to kitebeach approaches to see the prophet Shannon BEST (wind be upon him) perform miraclous feats with the ultimate instrument of jihad - the sword of waroo - I am sure Osama you and your sexy hazel (wouldn't mind seeing a picture of HER in leathers either) will be gracing the sacred shores of kitebeach to show us fellow mujahadeen how to impress the camel that is hazel - even if she does have the squirts on the sacred sands of Orewa.

wind be upon you.

Yo DK
Dont pray 2 much, rember what happened last time! 20knots x 2 or close to it.
Lovin the board! 8)

Martin

hey osama what ya think of this!

my brother you have no respect

ban him brother shaan

you're right. tim, that is balatantly direspectful depicting that glorious tool of democracy - the Abrams tank - defaced with one of the evildoers rides!